I just spent 30 minutes looking at my bare body. Examining each part of it. Hating and loving some parts of it.
I feel like when people look at me, they think something along the lines of “she has a hole. I’d fuck her” rather than “she’s beautiful”.
I made this terrible video because I was tired of just liking, commenting, and favoring videos. I wanted to be part of the “YouTube” thing. Please watch if you can. It won’t hurt… well maybe.
Like… You add/fallow them and then what? Awkwardly say “hi, my name is___”? And then what? AWKWARDDDDD
Ohh by the way, we don’t say “I swear to god” or “oh my god”. We say “I swear to jack” and “oh my jack”.
My friend and I, have this little joke about me being Jesus. Since my last name is “De Jesús”, which literally mean “From Jesus”, we joke about it. A lot. Also, I’m always saying that Jesus is Puertorican. And the best part is, that José Luis De Jesús Miranda, claims to be Jesus himself. 1) He’s last name is the same as mine. 2) HE’S FROM PUERTO RICO! Maybe I am Jesus! Come all ye, for it is I! Jesus in the form of a woman!